mother-fucking-popsicles-bitch:

omg disney

Best Line:
Penny: So we cool?
D: Like the other side of the pillow

mother-fucking-popsicles-bitch:

omg disney

Best Line:

Penny: So we cool?

D: Like the other side of the pillow

Watching cartoons after watching a scary movie to calm yourself down

When several people are talking to you at the same time

I can never help unpack the groceries because I always wind up eating the food right away

Doing homework with your friend

Expectations:

Reality:

When you drop something and catch it before it hits the ground.

When your homework isn’t on Wikipedia or Google

fuck this shit